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Wednesday, May 2, 2012
The Basket Case: The Tale of the Absent-Minded Almost Thief
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I need a chaperone when I go to Target. Not because I am going to have my way with the first stockboy who gives me a second look, but ...
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Monday, April 30, 2012
Haiku Theater: Starring Pilates!
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Hold my hands and feet! That is the only way that I'll teaser today. Rolling like a ball - Nemesis. The scourge of God fo...
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Friday, April 27, 2012
A Tribute to My Mom Friends
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What do I do when my love is away Does it worry you to be alone How do you feel by the end of the day Are you sad because you're on your...
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Slap That Mom
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Don't slap me because I'm patronizing. As you know, I'm the first one to get all pissed off about champion mompetitors ....
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Dance, Teach, Mother: Random Thoughts from My Day
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Before Class: I have been circling the effing South Loop for 40 minutes. Almost late for work because I'm too cheap to pay for parkin...
Friday, April 20, 2012
5 Haiku Friday: Dance
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Even with handles, she could not pick up movement. Bless her little heart. If I don't want to leave class in an ambu...
Monday, April 16, 2012
The Potential Playdate from Hell
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Dear Grace- How perfectly lovely of you to invite my Shisa over to play with Michelle! This is her second year at Community Presc...
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