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Monday, February 11, 2013

Top 10 Reasons Mommy Needs A Time Out



  1. It's 9 a.m. and you’re thinking, “A little bit of Kahlua in my coffee will just take the edge off.”

  1. You're thinking about playing hide and seek with the kids - so you can get yourself some magazines and go someplace they'll never find you...

  1. You mutter, "Jeez, how clumsy can you be?" when your little one bumps his head on the counter/trips/walks into a wall.  Again.

  1. You feel somewhat avenged when your toddler trips on the toys s/he refused to put away.

  1. There are pauses for very un-parental words in your remarks to your kids, like, "Why can't you just ______ put on your ______ shoes?!"
  1. Your enthusiastic mommy voice -- the one that should be all about making your child feel loved is just a little bit sarcastic.

  1. When the dinner you slaved over is rejected, it's all you can do not to get all frisbee with your own plate.

  1. When your children don’t nap, YOU throw the tantrum.

  1. Your children say things like, “Stop yelling at me!” or ask “Why are you always so angry?”

  1. You’ve noticed your angel sounding snarkier and snarkier lately. And s/he sounds just like you.

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