You knew you'd apply all that brainpower -- all that COMPETENCE -- and you'd be fantastic - a supermom without breaking a sweat. Those gals who said motherhood was hard? Probably couldn't even spell "baby." Not fit to look at your high-heeled shoes.
You'd read and study and ace this thing! You'd make Mother Theresa look like Jeffrey Dahmer; Mr. Rogers like Marilyn Manson.
Then it hitcha. Right in the boonda like a frat house paddle.
Ooo-ooo-oooh, so that's what they were talking about.
Reality Bites has a whole new meaning from what it did in 1994, don't it?
If you have wondered who the f--k this Supermom chick is anyway...
This Brite's for you.