Friday, December 23, 2011

Do You Hear What I Hear? I do! It's A Marriage Carol!



WARNING!  

ENTERING AN IRREVERENT ZONE.  
APPROACH WITH  A SENSE OF HUMOR.  
SERIOUSLY.

Said the working mom to her dear husband,
Do you see what I see?
All over this house, dear husband,
Do you see what I see?

A mess, a mess,
Our home is a pigsty.
Yet you sit and turn a blind eye.
Yet you sit and turn a blind eye.

Said the nursing mom to her sleeping man
Do you hear what I hear?
So loud in her crib, my sleeping man
Do you hear what I hear?

She cries, she cries,
Please get up - bring her to me.
Don't play deaf and ignore my plea
Don't play deaf and ignore my plea

Said the working man, to his stay home wife,
Do you know what I know?
Why I am so tired, my loving wife,
Do you know what I know?

I work, I toil,
To stay barely middle class.
My greedy boss has his head up his ass
My greedy boss has his head up his ass

Said the libs to the right-wingers everywhere,
Listen to what we say!
The Ricks' ass-hat followers ev'rywhere,
Listen to what we say!

Marriage, at times
spir'tual hell, it is the source
Let gays marry, but not divorce!
Let gays marry, but not divorce!


A HAPPY PARTNERED HOLIDAY TO ALL!


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