I'm always all about the food. White bread starchy carbs you say? Give me more please, I'm not ready to explode yet.
HAHAHA! I've broken those rules!
And in certain months: husbands, children, volunteering at school, Disney movies, car line...But maybe that's just me. I need to take heed especially to #8. Though I won't take offense to your Velma haircut dig...it served me well at Halloween! ;p